posted June 21, 2002 11:51
I think I might enter this and play "Ravenous Medicine"..... grab some air
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K
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posted June 21, 2002 12:41
Can i wear my Orange Pirate Shirt?
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Spawn_of_SATAN_666
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posted June 21, 2002 12:49
king what the hell you own an orange pirate shirt?! i am gonna kick your ass if you do i thought i told you that if you become gay to let me know or otherwise i'll kick your ass for making fun of gays
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Emlyn K Helicopter
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posted June 21, 2002 14:12
Holy Jesus Christ on the Cross...
I used to practice real guitar for 4 hours a day but I'm gonna hang it up and dream of winning this useless fucking toss competition!
posted June 21, 2002 15:30
If only I'd been practicing on a real guitar rather than playing the air version for the first couple of years....
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St. Michael
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posted June 21, 2002 16:00
Sweet Monkey Jesus! I still play air guitar sometimes. ....Just hope nobody walks in on me.
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El Indio
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posted June 21, 2002 21:37
Emlyn K Helicopter recently posted:
quote:I used to practice real guitar for 4 hours a day but I'm gonna hang it up and dream of winning this useless fucking toss competition!
One thing which I admire (and find amusing) about Mick Marrs from Motley Crue is a question he once asked in regards to other (I assume "accomplished") guitar players who frequently practice. He basically asked: "Why do you people practice for? Don't you already know how to play!?!" I guess he is one for spontaniety! As for me, as mentioned in an earlier post, the more I practice, the worse I become! Which is the main reason why I've been getting into alot of distortion as of late! My alltime favorite pedal (of course) is the heavy metal pedal! I am really not insane you know. YES I AM!!!
posted June 22, 2002 22:02
Here's the place for the definitve air guitar enthusiast: http://mirrorimage.com/air/ I'm probably a better air guitarist than I am at actually playing guitar. See, my air guitars' frets move to wherever my fingers go, so I NEVER fuck up. Didn't cost me a dime either. Only my dignity, but that's expendable anyway.
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schroeder
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posted June 23, 2002 05:53
I busted up my air guitar a few years ago when performing an early WHO song. Towards the end of the song I smashed it on the ground in true 'Townshend fashion' and also destoyed my incredible set of 'air marshalls'...those babies pushed out some sweet sounds until I broke 'em. The music just took over and I went nuts. There was no way to repair the air guitar or the air marshalls, and I've never played since...I just haven't been able to afford to replace them!!! I've looked in some pawn shops but I never see any for sale!!!
posted June 23, 2002 08:15
Ha, ha!!!! That was funny as hell Schroeder. It sucks when you lose those air Marshall stacks. Lol.
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Emlyn K Helicopter
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posted June 23, 2002 17:58
There was a rock compilation album released here in the UK a year or two ago called 'The Best Air Guitar Album In The World...EVER!!'
It had the usual suspects (Thin Lizzy, Quo, Queen etc) so you could stand in front of the mirror and..well...do your thing along to the CD.
The best bit was the TV advert for it. Brian May from Queen and Francis Rossi from the Quo jumping around in a bedroom playing air guitars.
posted June 24, 2002 04:44
The Helicopter speaks in truth! A classic piece of marketing if ever there was one! Schroeder - if I win this competition, I may get an air-indorsement. If so, I'll get some replacement air-marshalls for you to smash up again. But this time, catch the prestigeous event on video tape for all to cherish!!!
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schroeder
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posted June 24, 2002 07:03
THANKS h, It was just yesterday I was thinking about buying an 'air camera' to film events, but I ended up purchasing the 'air car' that I drive around the house. This baby has all the features I couldn't afford on my real car.
here a picture of it: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ain't it beautiful, and Imagine how cool I look in it
posted June 24, 2002 07:09
Didi you like my air-reply?!!! Love the picture of your car! This forum is at once the most interesting and inane! Congratulations to all for keeping me off the rails. Cheers!
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posted June 24, 2002 07:34
I play Air Drums! Looks funny with my arms flinging-about all over the place. People ask "What are you doing?" I tell them "Beating Off!" "1...2...1.2.3.4..."
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Emlyn K Helicopter
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posted June 24, 2002 08:52
I was showing this girl how to play the Air Accordian, up close-like so she could see, and my wife happened to come in and fuck me did she get the wrong end of the stick!
I've only just got her to shut up about the time she caught me playing one-handed Air Guitar (just the picking hand doing fast muted chugs) whilst the free hand scanned the pages of Playboy for that funny J&B advert I wanted to see again.
posted June 24, 2002 13:10
hey king your a big goof-ball. what happened to that mix you and alcoholic man made and sent it to the German guy?
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K
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posted June 24, 2002 13:37
The Mix was called 'Brain is Dead' and was sent to the Offices of Werner Hertzog in Germany. They were quite interrested, since we used the Voice of Klaus Kinski from the Movie 'My Best Fiend.' I guess now...we will wait for theyre Lawyers to give us a call.
posted June 21, 2002 11:51
posted June 21, 2002 12:41
posted June 21, 2002 21:37
My alltime favorite pedal (of course) is the heavy metal pedal! I am really not insane you know. YES I AM!!!
posted June 23, 2002 05:53
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