This monster lives in the sunken ocean depths. It even has a name: Bloop. And that name was bestowed on it by none other than U.S. Navy scientists. At the height of the Cold War when paranoia ran high, the Navy planted deep in the ocean moored autonomous hydrophones--underwater microphones--to track Soviet submarines. At this depth, the sound waves become trapped in a layer of water known as the "deep sound channel." The temperature and pressure keep the sound waves moving without being scattered by the ocean surface or the ocean floor. Typical sounds include the distinct and easily-identifiable noises of whales, ships, or earthquakes. And then in 1997, the Navy scientists started hearing a new noise--a strange noise that sounds like a whale. But it's not. It is louder than any recognized animal noise--even that produced by the largest whales

Before the Navy scientists start talking about deep-sea monsters, they thought it could be a giant squid. While dead giant squid have washed up on beaches, none has ever been seen alive in the wild. So no one really knows how big they are. Or how loud they are. Phil Lobel, a marine biologist at Boston University, doubts that giant squid are the source of Bloop. "Cephalopods have no gas-filled sac, so they have no way to make that type of noise," he told New Scientist. He does believe the sound is biological in origin. Which brings us back to the giant sea monster theory. Emphasis on the word "giant": The "bloop" noises were picked up simultaneously by two hydrophone sensors that were 3,000 miles apart.

i saw a show on the discovery channel a few years back where they let you hear the noise

it's just that i don't think i can take it if piggy insists on wearing cowboy boots and tight jeans again...(wtf?)

That sounds like a great idea!
'The Prow' Part 2!

VOIVOD are swashbuckling Pirates (in poofy Pirate shirts), sailing the 7 Seas when all of a sudden...BLOOP!!!
A Giant farting Squid comes up and attacks the VOIVOD Ship! There are nasty, slimey Tentacles everywhere! Around Away's neck...Grabbing Piggy's Leg...Pulling Piggy's Boot off his Leg...Throwing the Boot which knocks Snake in the Head & makes him delusional...(Insert cool, trippy special effects here).
Away and Piggy then break free from the farting monster and start throwing Acid-filled Baloons at it!
Snake crawls out from underneath the Squid's Butt with a funny look on his face...stumbles about a bit...then grabbs a Microphone & starts singing.
The Acid Baloons are causing the Squid to get all squishy & melty & yucky.
Away grabbs his Drumsticks and starts Beating on the squishy, smelly, melting, yucky monster...which then Farts-out yellow slime juice. (More cool effects here).
Piggy (now wearing only one Cowboy boot) grabbs his Guitar & starts stabbing the monster. Slime juice goes everywhere!
Tentacles are smashing everything on the Ship. (Cool effects here).
Snake is now choking the farting Squid with his Microphone wire.
Meanwhile...the Ship is sinking & VOIVOD are going to be taken-under by the powerfull and destructive Squid tentacles!
What to do!? Our Hero's are in trouble!

Just then...from above comes a Lazer-Blast into the Head of the giant farting Squid!
Brains & yellow goo fly everywhere!
We look up and its...BLACKY aboard a giant flying Bass-Guitar shaped Spaceship!
He's come to save the Day!
Picking up our tired and slime-covered heros...the Blackened Ship of BLACKY, the Ultimate Sky-Pirate (in a Black Pirate Shirt and looking like that Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum guy)...flies off into the Horizon.
(Insert weepy ending shot here).

The End.

very nice treatment for the new Prow2 video King Kutulu, i could see everything vividly as i read it, but...snake already looks delusional (w/out any cowboy boots to the head) and we can't have this blow to the head make him dizzy because then you're treading on britny fox water, so to speak
so i think this is one part that still needs work
btw, you shouldn't be just giving this stuff away for free, then you'll be in the same boat(<again) as yuri, not getting paid for your work

now, noitall, if you don't mind, what the hell is Boxing Day?

i haven't checked out this game but it looks like it might be cool:
eight-legged freaks

No, you silly, Kate & Ashley Olsen!

BY THE WAY...H...
My most listened to CD still...is
'Clouds in the Head.'

but if there's any link to check out, it's the trip at the brain link
you download a 21kb file (2 sec) and then it's hallucination city (for 2 sec)

after reading noitall's explanation of Boxing Day in Canada, i ask my fellow Americans:
WHAT KIND OF A POWDERKEG DOES AMERICA HAVE SITTING RIGHT ON TOP OF ITS HEAD???!!??
JESUS H JESUS, first Celine Dion and NOW THIS!!
THESE PEOPLE ARE OFF THEIR ROCKERS!!
JUST LOOK AT THE RECORD!!:Alanis Morisette,
SCTV, The Kids in the Hall, Voivod, that Canadian accent (eh?), a ton of fruity holidays, part of the country speaks french, that insane flag w/ the leaf on it, curling, etc. etc.
It's just one big crazy mess up there!!

Skul, if you can watch the border from 10-6, I'll do the night shift.

Canada is COOL, Man.
When you live in the Great White North, you gotta find more interresting ways to Entertain yourself!

Bob and Doug McKensie are Heros of mine!
"Take-off you Hoser!"

The Cigaretts are Cooler than American ones!
Du Maurier...(spelled that wrong i think).
I Smoked those when i lived up there.

Hockey, Canadian Football!....Hell!...Where else can you have a Football Game end with a Score of 42-1??? 1!!???
I saw it happen! Edmonton vs Toronto.

Canadians make the BEST damn Donuts AND Creme Pie!

Even the ZIP Codes are cool in Canada!
L2R-1X1....how great is THAT!!???
Takes you right to the Front Door!

The Canadian Police are cool too!
They dont take no Shit from silly Americans!
Especially ones who try to cross the frozen Niagara River to get into Canada! I have a personal experience in this matter.

SO!...The Viewpoint from King Kula, here in the Republic of Texas....is....I will side with Skulhed, Noitall, Jean-yves, VOIVOD and the rest of the Great White & Never-a-dull-moment NORTH!

Better get some more Guns, Mezcalhead & Mayor. Your surrounded. Canada to the North...Texas to the South (or...Southwest....or West...or something).

Yeah, Canada always seemed like a strange place to me. Especially Quebec. THis was way before I'd even heard of VoiVod. Then when I heard about them I was like whoah, what the hell is going on up there? Its just so different in terms of culture, weather, blah, blah,....than Georgy and Carolina.

And they do have cool zip codes.