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Topic: The Worst Metal Band????
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Mezcalhead
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posted August 18, 2002 12:17
Who is the absolute worst metal band? I mean lets try to be more creative here than just throwing out Poison. I want you to tell me the name of the most useless bunch of trash to ever pick up their instruments.I'm gonna go with WILD BOYZ. The glam band that didn't quite make it to the big time. Read these lyrics: Here it cumz in your face Hold yo' ass we gonna shake this place Get down a boogie, woogie We got the groove that u can taste 2nite we gonna do some rock an' roll An shoot the rhythm right through your soul Cum on let's rock this place Gonna stik it in your face. I think they only had one album. It was entitled UNLEASHED. And it guess what? On the album sleeve the band was behind jailbars. Let's not even talk about the music.
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Emlyn K Helicopter
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posted August 18, 2002 15:08
Love Bomb Baby! Fuck me, I'd forgotten all about those Tigertailz bastards!!I think it's cheating to just put a sub-Poison band, since this thread is called Worst Metal Band, not worse hairspray waste of oxygen group of fuck-wits who thankfully all the companies dropped like the shit they were the second Kurt sold a few LPs. Also, no German bands because that is shooting fish in a barrel. Leave Living Death out of this. Worst Metal Band? 1. Metallica for crimes against their own name! 2. Megadeth for outstaying their welcome by at least the entire 90s. 3. Iron Maiden when they had Blaze Bayley. That'll do. Oh no, hang on, I just remembered how fucking shit Disturbed are. Fucking hell, THEM. And Heathen. And all them cunt nu-metal bands n'all.
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Queenraper
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Member # 94
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posted August 21, 2002 12:53
-In Flames -Man-0-War -Arch Enemy -At the Gates -Any euro-trash bullet-belt wearing plastic axe wielding makeup wearing woman-haired fag metal bands pretty much suck too. -OR-Anything released by Century Media Records, excepting maybe Cryptopsy and maybe something I never heard of yet. -0R- See "SPIN" magazines top 40 "metal" albums of all time. They even included Led Zepplin! (If I considered Zepplin metal, they'd be at the top of my worst metal bands list.)
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