PUSSY LIST - ANDREW W.K.

A Sludgeaholic told us that Andrew W.K. wanted to do 20 Questions and told us to send them to his manager, so we sent them off to his manager on July 25, 2002. His manager, Trevor, responded and said that Andrew would get to work on them. Well, time went by, and needless to say they never came back. We emailed his manager numerous times and kept getting blown off, just like the press is going to do to Andrew when he releases his next CD. Oh well, here are the questions that Andrew was afraid to answer because he was too busy trying to hold onto his 15 minutes of fame.

1. What are you currently up to? This is your only chance to promote your shit.

2. Is it really time to party?

3. What early eighties band would you compare Andrew W.K. to and why?
(Examples: Kip Winger = Gary Numan or Slaughter = Wham)

4. What hard rock/heavy metal band should give it up and call it a day?

5. Rate the following party bands. 1 being a band that takes the air out of the party and 10 being the life of the party.
Motley Crue =
Faster Pussycat =
Poison =
Cinderella =
Warrant =
Limp Bizkit =
Ratt =
Dokken =
L.A. Guns =
Van Halen =

6. How much was your biggest music related check for and what did you do with it?

7. If you had to repeat any one alcohol or drug experience you've had, which one would you relive?

8. Would you have sex with Pamela Anderson even though she has Hepatitis C?

9. What do you have planned when the novelty wears off?

10. Rate the following chicks on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being a mess and 10 being a hottie.
Drew Barrymore =
Lita Ford =
Tori Spelling =
Tara Reid =
Kelly Osbourne =
Cameron Diaz =
Jordan =
Bobbie Brown =
Jenna Jameson =
Christina Aquilera =

11. Have you been to a record store that hasn't had your CD in the used bin?

12. How come none of your songs have guitar solos?

13. Yes or no, has Andrew W.K ever:
Wrote a song that had nothing to do with partying =
Done Extasy =
Drank a beer with Jack Osbourne =
Wrote a ditty for a beer commercial =
Drove a Camaro =
Gone to a wrestling show =
Had a mullet =
Lit your farts with a lighter =
Lived in a trailer park =
Washed your hair within the last 24 hours =

14. What rock star deserves a smack in the mouth and why?

15. Last of Andrew W.K:
Last time you partied till you puked =
Last CD you purchased =
Last time you got into a fight =
Last time you had a nose bleed =
Last movie you saw =
Last drug you did =
Last lie you told =
Last DVD you purchased =
Last rock star you met =
Last time you took a bath =

16. Is it really necessary to have 3 songs on your album with the word "party" in the title?

17. How much did Island Records pay OzzFest to get you on the tour?

18. Is there a reason why everyone of your songs sounds the same?

Though I did think that comparing Gary Numan to useless tosser Kip 'cunto' Winger is a bit off.

I doubt that i would respond either!