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Skul
VoivodFan
Member # 19
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posted March 06, 2003 08:36
Skulhed... it,s a GWAR thing...SKULHED FACE: Once the beautiful queen matriarch of a peaceful vegetarian planet, she was transformed into Skulhedface by Cardinal Syn and his holy warriors when they invaded her planet. Skulhed was sent to Earth by Syn to subjugate the developing world and harvest the Jizmogloben from its inhabitants, preparing the world for Syn's planned invasion. Throughout the centuries, Skulhed instigated wars to advance earth's technologies until the world was ready for domination. However, instead of saving the Jizmogloben for Syn, Skulhed begun shooting up and became addicted to it and its power, and secretly began plotting to overthrow Syn by using the powerful Jizmogloben of GWAR. Skulhed used his assistant Flopsy (who by the way has female genetalia for a mouth) and his creation The Flesh Colum to defeat GWAR and rob them of their Jizmogloben using a contraption called the Homogenizer. GWAR managed to trick Skulhed into giving them their Jiz back, and then proceeded to rape her to death. It's also the title of the GWAR movie from 1994.
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Tangento
VoivodFan
Member # 117
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posted March 06, 2003 13:09
Not world-shattering news or anything, but this is the first time this has been told:Tangento comes from my very first few internet experiences, and the humble beginnings of my website - and specifically the first email I ever wrote. The email in question was to a Mr. Bungle page owner concerning the music samples at the very end of the first album - namely the bizarre ending of the track 'Dead Goon'. As I am writing this thing, in a foggy haze of drugs, alcohol and newly-found internet enthusiasm, I began to pour out my thoughts and feelings about several bands, and the email ended up being miles long - and is the origin of the 'Featured Artists' section of the site. (Voivod was the second band I covered, after Bungle) Yes, I was on my first Tangent, and although the drugs and alcohol and Los Angeles have given way to a wife and child and a house in Minnesota, the tendency to write long, meandering explanations and diatribes has only grown... ...kinda like this post. BTW, the guy I wrote the email to? ...never replied.
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Tangento
VoivodFan
Member # 117
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posted March 06, 2003 13:25
quote: Originally posted by Skulhed: Skulhed... it,s a GWAR thing...SKULHED FACE: BLAH BLAH BLAH... to rape her to death.
This KICKS ASS !!! I always meant to complement you on that name. Now GO, Human Filth, and take Sleazy P Mar-fuckin-Tini WITH YOU!!!
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NightSod
VoivodFan
Member # 133
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posted March 07, 2003 04:42
quote: Originally posted by Gorf: dorky, 80's videogame
Dorky?! "insert coin.... insert coin... bzzt." Enough to make a grown man weep. I'd have considered "Mr. Do" as my own name, if it hadn't been for the fact I'm immeasurably lazy and can only remember one username and password for all the sites I visit.
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The Neverman
VoivodFan
Member # 4
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posted March 07, 2003 05:36
I didn't think I could ever belong to any "socialized" group back then... and still avoid them like the plague, hence my nick...besides, Voivod has a song of the same name on AR... I was pondering The Blackguard or Helldriver at some point and some of my earlier posts on the then cool dotnet forum were probably registerd as "The Blackguard"... Note: there is a guy calling himself "Outcast" who is posting on dotnet these days... I AM NOT HE!
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