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Topic: Stupid Joke Time
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Tangento
VoivodFan
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posted March 23, 2003 23:19
    
An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar.
They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Then the Irishman says,
"Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Dublin, there's a better one.
At McDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink,
and McDougal himself will buy your third drink!"
The others agree that sounds like a nice place. Then the Italian says,
"Yeah, that's a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one.
Over in Brooklyn, there's this place, Vinny's.
At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink.
You buy anudda drink, Vinny buys you anudda drink."
Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar. Then the Polish guy says,
"You think that's great?
Where I come from, there's this place called Warshowski's.
At Warshowski's, they buy you your first drink,
they buy you your second drink,
they buy you your third drink,
and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!" "Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?" "No," replies the Polish guy, "but it happened to my sister!" 
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Tangento
VoivodFan
Member # 117
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posted March 24, 2003 02:11
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Originally posted by Fireface:
I'd like to see other people's reactions to this joke. I can understand Tangento wanting to defend himself but obviously he enjoys slamming people of Polish descent.I will not stand for it.
Let me put it to you this way.
I am not a joke-teller.
I have posted maybe 3 jokes in the 5 years I have been online.
This thread was simply an attempt to provide a laugh during a
very tense time on planet Earth. I am certainly not a bigot, and I do NOT pick on Polish people
or people of any other race or nationality. One of the best bands I have discovered over the last few years is Armia;
...who are not only Polish, they are Christian to boot. Polish jokes have been around for many more years than you and I combined,
as have Jew Jokes, Irish Jokes and jokes about long-haired white American dudes like myself.
It is all relative, all in fun, and all interchangable as Nuke stated before. It is a hell of alot more offensive to go around spouting crap like
"fuck off" and "worthless pile of shit"
than it is to tell a completely harmless, generic bar room joke. So just ease up. By the way, are you by chance a BASS PLAYER?
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Fireface
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posted March 24, 2003 10:44
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Originally posted by Nuclear Vampire:
Fuck being politically correct
The PC movement obviously in certain circumstances has gotten out of control. I will say this though: More often than not, dismissing statements by refering to it as PC grandstanding provides cover for bigots worldwide. Most Polish jokes demean the intelligence of my people. So what are you saying, I'm being PC for standing up to those insults?
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Emlyn K Helicopter
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posted March 24, 2003 11:04
Yeah!! And you guys better stop knockin' the Welsh and all!Well Tan, that was rather a funny joke. Heres one about 'your people'. @@@@@@ You are the President of the U.S.A. and you've just learned that there is an asteroid headed for France that will wipe out their entire country. It is scheduled to hit about 2.30 a.m. in just two days time from now. You have enough ships and military personnel nearby to evacuate them safely, but they are on stand-by to ship out to Iraq Your question: do you set the VCR to record the asteroid hitting France,or do you stay up to watch it live?
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posted March 23, 2003 23:58
posted March 24, 2003 01:32
posted March 24, 2003 01:50
posted March 24, 2003 09:15
posted March 24, 2003 10:25
Some people take shit way too seriously. Fuck being politically correct, a good joke is a good joke. I don't get my shit in a knot over Scottish jokes - wait a minute, the Scottish ARE a joke! Bwahahahah!!!
posted March 24, 2003 12:29
