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nia
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posted May 07, 2003 12:49     Profile for nia   Email nia     Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote

Did anyone else read Courtney Love's ad:

"Women required for International Rock Revolution. Join Courtney Love's touring band and get famous, see the world."

"Must play bass or guitar (really play), and look like a Goddess. We like Emily the Strange, Lolita Goth, Patty Schemel's drumming, Nuggets and 'Performance' the Movie. We love Flea but don't want you to play like him."

Now Miss Nell, I hear you can rip the Burton solos so I will pay you a prince(ss)ly sum to show up at the audition wearing an Isis costume (and of course you must sign up under the name, "Isis") and answer any questions with a "shazam!"


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h
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posted May 07, 2003 12:56     Profile for h   Email h     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
hooooo boy, am I in trouble now...
in which case: "Black Shapes of Dooom!"

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Emlyn K Helicopter
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posted May 07, 2003 14:42     Profile for Emlyn K Helicopter   Email Emlyn K Helicopter     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
uh-hu-hu-hu...you can see her nips! hu-hu-hu
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Slaytanic
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posted May 07, 2003 17:03     Profile for Slaytanic   Email Slaytanic     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Emlyn K Helicopter:
uh-hu-hu-hu...you can see her nips! hu-hu-hu

So you're not totally lost, Emlyn. I still see the devil inside you.


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Amalthea
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posted May 08, 2003 00:51     Profile for Amalthea   Email Amalthea     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Noitall, where did that Courtney Love quote come from??
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nia
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posted May 08, 2003 14:52     Profile for nia   Email nia     Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
It was widely reported by all of the entertainment media but apparently Ms. Love put an full page ad in The Village Voice.

If you're interested A. :

"Those wishing to apply can send VHS videos to: P.O. Box C238, New York, NY 10011.

There was a telephone number listed, 212-802-7269. It reaches an answering machine message of Courtney Love saying: "Hey, leave us your info, and you better be able to play (beep)." "


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Emlyn K Helicopter
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posted May 08, 2003 15:07     Profile for Emlyn K Helicopter   Email Emlyn K Helicopter     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
So you rang the number, Nia? Or was it the Blackster?
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nia
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posted May 08, 2003 15:20     Profile for nia   Email nia     Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
The ad also said "NO BOYS"

As for me, I think the limit is one bitch per band.


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VodFan
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posted May 08, 2003 15:54     Profile for VodFan   Email VodFan     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Seriously though, who would want to be in a band with Courtney Love?


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X-D
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posted May 08, 2003 16:19     Profile for X-D   Email X-D     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by VodFan:
Seriously though, who would want to be in a band with Courtney Love?


Got that right VF! Somebody very much needs to run Ms. Love over with a steamroller, and quick!


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h
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posted May 09, 2003 04:51     Profile for h   Email h     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Noitall:
The ad also said "NO BOYS"

heh heh.. I'm gonna sue for sexual discrimination. Then maybe she'll have me shot too!


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