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Topic: What the hell is your name?
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Nuclear Vampire
VoivodFan
Member # 20
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posted August 01, 2003 23:25
    
Okay, seriously then...
My name is Mud
Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis
My name is mud and it's always been
'Cause I'm the most boring sons-a-bitch you've ever seen
I dress in blue-yes navy blue
From head to toe I'm rather drab except my patent shoes
I make 'em shine, well most the time
'Cept today my feet are troddin' on by this friend of mine
Six foort two and rude as hell
I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell
My name is Mud My name is Mud,
but call me Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie
That's long for Mud, so I've been told
Told that by this sonsabitch that lies before me bloated blue and cold
I've got my pride, I drink my wine
I'd drink the finest except I haven't earned a dime in several months
Or were it years
The breath on that fat bastard could bring any man to tears
We had our words, a common spat
So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat My name is Mud
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Skul
VoivodFan
Member # 19
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posted August 02, 2003 00:22
The Insidious Soliloquy of Skulhed FaceHow inquisitive... and delighting! You've inquired who the hell I am.. Allow me to elucidate... perhaps pontificate
Upon the state of my most great and perfect plan.... MUAHAHAHAA.... I am he who has been him back when man
swam Pangean seas as aquatic apes!
I am he who has been her as she once
bled the world with the words of psychotic fate... While GWAR slept I kept their minds content
To give their flesh consent to my
ever loving seed
Undying research has given to death, rebirth
The tools of uber science to fight
Most faceless enemies.... *grins* Who do you think your up against?
Some chaotic stupidity?
I'll show you conflict management with my extensive...
.....supergeniosity. Inventions of my secret lab
"The Homogenizer"
It studies the species Bohad
(Homo cum sum a tor)
What is it that makes the ideal man?
Bravado? Machismo?
Is it something secreted from the gland?
It's called..... Jizmogloben! cha... cha.. cha... :-)
If death, to you is a bore
And life just so slack
Consider becoming a whore
To the lesson of the past........!
The end of all time after time after time
Has left the world wanting for new hopes and fears
I have produced a new product line
With cryptic truth too horrible to hear! "I've got the guts to face
Skulhed We've got the guts to face
Skulhed We've got the guts... " Words that healed.
Legend that have taught
Oral traditions both fought for and lost
Secrets of success.
Shouts filled with hate
Documents declaring freedoms of state I bleed humanity's figurines of history
I weave travesties tapestries of infamy
But I can't deny it always as such
Oh no, nada, nein, non, nyet, nix, not!!!
Pathetically beautiful I was once then
Ruled peaceful planets, sublime, before Syn It's so easy to not see
The obvious enemies
To put your problems on I've been sick of it all along
Now the ultimate morph into
Powers that will dwarf
The sum of every nation
And all known information If you can't stand it the way
I have planned it I'll export you off the Earth
Sell ya for all your worth!!
Then your enemy will have a face
Traitor of the human race
As your shipped off to the innermost reaches of outer space
Yes! The best I possibly can be
Applause for ME!! The insidiously, `live` spelt backwards,
Mister, Doctor, PROFESSOR
SKULHED FACE!!!
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Juan87
VoivodFan
Member # 87
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posted August 02, 2003 04:36
quote:
Originally posted by Skulhed:
The Insidious Soliloquy of Skulhed FaceHow inquisitive... and delighting! You've inquired who the hell I am.. Allow me to elucidate... perhaps pontificate
Upon the state of my most great and perfect plan.... MUAHAHAHAA.... I am he who has been him back when man
swam Pangean seas as aquatic apes!
I am he who has been her as she once
bled the world with the words of psychotic fate... While GWAR slept I kept their minds content
To give their flesh consent to my
ever loving seed
Undying research has given to death, rebirth
The tools of uber science to fight
Most faceless enemies.... *grins* Who do you think your up against?
Some chaotic stupidity?
I'll show you conflict management with my extensive...
.....supergeniosity. Inventions of my secret lab
"The Homogenizer"
It studies the species Bohad
(Homo cum sum a tor)
What is it that makes the ideal man?
Bravado? Machismo?
Is it something secreted from the gland?
It's called..... Jizmogloben! cha... cha.. cha... :-)
If death, to you is a bore
And life just so slack
Consider becoming a whore
To the lesson of the past........!
The end of all time after time after time
Has left the world wanting for new hopes and fears
I have produced a new product line
With cryptic truth too horrible to hear! "I've got the guts to face
Skulhed We've got the guts to face
Skulhed We've got the guts... " Words that healed.
Legend that have taught
Oral traditions both fought for and lost
Secrets of success.
Shouts filled with hate
Documents declaring freedoms of state I bleed humanity's figurines of history
I weave travesties tapestries of infamy
But I can't deny it always as such
Oh no, nada, nein, non, nyet, nix, not!!!
Pathetically beautiful I was once then
Ruled peaceful planets, sublime, before Syn It's so easy to not see
The obvious enemies
To put your problems on I've been sick of it all along
Now the ultimate morph into
Powers that will dwarf
The sum of every nation
And all known information If you can't stand it the way
I have planned it I'll export you off the Earth
Sell ya for all your worth!!
Then your enemy will have a face
Traitor of the human race
As your shipped off to the innermost reaches of outer space
Yes! The best I possibly can be
Applause for ME!! The insidiously, `live` spelt backwards,
Mister, Doctor, PROFESSOR
SKULHED FACE!!!
Hahaha, thanks for the storyline, nice history to your name. Is Face your last name? I'm just named after someone who picks up hookers, that's the history of me name.
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posted August 01, 2003 05:47
posted August 01, 2003 06:08
