posted September 07, 2003 13:20                  

Live4Violence : Germany
Skulhed : the republic of newcastle
Live4Violence : the republic of newcastle?
AngelRat : or Notlob
Live4Violence : i know no republic of newcastle
Skulhed : that's ok, we already know who you are
Live4Violence : yes you do Live4Violence
AngelRat : I don't mind anyway, You Are What You Is
Live4Violence : you speak true of words my friend
AngelRat : where in Germany?
Live4Violence : i could explain but you wouldnt not know of it
Live4Violence : Aachen???
AngelRat : I lived in Venlo, close to German border
Live4Violence : i knew you wouldn't it heard it
Skulhed : i cant believe that you'd think we'd believe you. both "live4violence" over here and our beloved jaymz have the same email adress. hehe. Nice try, jackass.
Skulhed : you should be more careful about hiding stuff like that if you wanna lie
Live4Violence : Aachen is the westernmost city in the corner where Belgium, Germany and the Netherlands meet
AngelRat : nice place
Live4Violence : yeh its great
Live4Violence : we have a beautiful Town Hall
AngelRat : you're familiar with Tha Netherlands?
Live4Violence : not at all
AngelRat : most Germans are;
AngelRat : hehehe
Live4Violence : but what countries get on with there neighbouring countrie?
AngelRat : none
Skulhed : nice handle of the english language there
Live4Violence : thank you yeh
Live4Violence : its one of my studis
Skulhed : NOT
Live4Violence : as to english is easier to say
Live4Violence : alot of dutchland's speakenglish to ya
AngelRat : english for moi is easier than german
Live4Violence : most of meis familie speak it
AngelRat : most German tourists however, over here, have one and the same question:
AngelRat : "Where's the coffee shop"?
Skulhed : "take me to redlight, now"
Live4Violence : coffe its good
Lycanthropy * we are connected *
Skulhed : i'd love to do that... windowshopping in the redlight district
Korgull: Hey Lycanthropy!
Lycanthropy : Hey guys.
Lycanthropy : Wow, three shades of white.
AngelRat : "just follow the masses, they all go there"
AngelRat : hi Lyc
Skulhed wispers to Lycanthropy! : hey lyc... this is funny... our friend JaymZ/live4violence is trying to make believe he's actually german and a different person. hehe. Let's kill him
Skulhed : uhm.... coffee shops over there arent exactly for coffee, man
Lycanthropy wispers to Skulhed: That's Jaymz? How do you know? Then we can kill him.
Live4Violence : hey Lycan
AngelRat : ask there for coffee and they will look at you REALLY surprised
Lycanthropy : Heh heh heh...
Skulhed wispers to Lycanthropy! : althought he denies it, both his profile here and his profile on .com have the same email addy. hehe. that's just one of the many proofs.
Live4Violence : why if they are called coffe shops do they no sale coffe?
Skulhed : goddamnit what a fucking moron
Lycanthropy wispers to Skulhed: Lol. Told you he was a fucking twat. is it James_Dixon blablabla?
Skulhed : dont you know coffee shops in holland sell hash
Lycanthropy : Mmm, lovely, lovely hash.
Live4Violence : im no holland
Skulhed wispers to Lycanthropy! : yah, jad_dixon@hotmail.com or somecrap
AngelRat : they do, but 'normal' persons would be OFFENDED by 'BONGSHOPS'
Skulhed : but THE WHOLE WORLD knows that
Live4Violence : well germany isnt the whole world
Lycanthropy wispers to Skulhed: Yeah, it's him then. Wanna take turns whacking him in the face with a crowbar?
Live4Violence : is has never tried this "hash"
AngelRat : a walk outside yesterday told me otherwise
Lycanthropy : Uh, yes, quite true. We should all remember that. Germany /= the World.
Live4Violence : whats it?
Skulhed wispers to Lycanthropy! : ive been doing that for the last 30 minutes... your turn
Lycanthropy wispers to Live4Violence: I'll try my usual 'Legal' approach.
Lycanthropy : Hey, you want to hear something funny?
Skulhed : sure, i love comedu
Live4Violence wispers to Lycanthropy! : i's no understeads
AngelRat : tell!
Skulhed : -u+y
AngelRat : =
Lycanthropy : It's illegal to impersonate other people. Especially on the Internet.
Skulhed : yah... a new Interpol law just passed
AngelRat : ooohhh Jeeeeezzz!!!
Lycanthropy : No, it really is.
Lycanthropy :
Skulhed : saw it on the news
Live4Violence : well hows is you impersonate
Skulhed : pardon?
AngelRat : I have to drop now my Shakira nick on .net
Lycanthropy : Oh, come on. That's just insulting to Europeans.
Skulhed wispers to Lycanthropy! : i cant believe how lame that guy is
Lycanthropy wispers to Skulhed: Yeah. I wish I lived closer to him. Then I could kick him. Hard.
Live4Violence : i no understead
Skulhed : hey, you dont need to fake it.. it's cool
Live4Violence : it 6.30 her give me a break
Skulhed : bwahahha
AngelRat : time is relative
Skulhed : it's way past your bedtime
AngelRat : it's 18.30 here
Live4Violence : ya
Lycanthropy wispers to Skulhed: Live'n 4 Violence registered on VVF.com's email is 'hans_aachenboy@hotmail.de'.
Live4Violence : wer are you about?
Skulhed wispers to Lycanthropy! : yes, but live'n 4 violence on vvf registered with jad_dixon
AngelRat : djjjeeeeeezzzzzz.......The Nether Wastedlands!!!
Live4Violence : gu tan toug?
Lycanthropy wispers to Skulhed: Hang on, I'm doing some inestigating type stuff. 'Jasonic' was member no. 326, now it's this guy. 'Jasonic' was Jaymz. Okay, same person.
Lycanthropy : Oh, for fuck's sake.
Live4Violence : i no like Netherlands
Skulhed wispers to Lycanthropy! : oh but of course... i did all the investigating earlier
AngelRat : red sea electroweed, the serpent shrines in thy linear labyrinth and buckets are useful
Lycanthropy wispers to Skulhed: Lol. Sorry, excuse my slowness.
Live4Violence : no use for swears her
Lycanthropy : Plenty of use. Fuck fuck fucking fuck fuckity fuck. God, I love saying Fuck.
Skulhed : fuck shit piss cunt.
Lycanthropy : FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING FUCK!
Live4Violence : don use swear
AngelRat : fuck is kewl
Skulhed : i love fuck
Live4Violence : fuck its wrong
Skulhed : first english word i ever known
Lycanthropy : Really? Cool.
AngelRat : my first english word was 'a'
Skulhed : and i'll say it again. Fuck. there.
Skulhed : i love sayin' cunt, too
Live4Violence : were are you about Lycthrpy?
Skulhed : like jaymz_1090 = cunt
AngelRat : 'A' fukiking WHORE!!!!!
AngelRat : assume
Skulhed : arsesume
Lycanthropy : Y'know James, I really love the search function here.
Live4Violence : who james?
AngelRat : arsesimulate
Lycanthropy : Y'see, you have a member number. I, or Skully, just types that into the search...
Lycanthropy : And all your posts come up! Like this one, I love this one:
Skulhed : hehe... told him he should be more careful about hiding stuff like that if he wants his scam to succeed. just shows how a fucking twat he is
Live4Violence : skuly?
Lycanthropy : http://www.voivodfan.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=001812&p=3 Post no. 7.
Live4Violence : No stopic exists
Skulhed : copy/paste it
Live4Violence : copypaste?
Skulhed : live4violence said"Hey english isnt my first language mines Newcastlian. I also speak very little french but i got an A in it so how gives a flying fuck. "
Skulhed : sorry to break the news to you, but you, sir, are busted.,
Lycanthropy : Lycanthropy: A* German student.
Lycanthropy : Guten abend herr Dixon. Wie gehts?
Live4Violence : i now no english
Skulhed : et va fourrer ta mere.
AngelRat : scheissmal
Lycanthropy : Shit time? Lol.
AngelRat : schweinhund
Lycanthropy : Heh, that was probably in the course I DIDN'T do.
Lycanthropy : Ah, pigdog.
Live4Violence : schizen cof
Lycanthropy : NO! NO NO NO!
Live4Violence : fritz nicht kennt
Live4Violence : MEMRI
Lycanthropy : Are you wearing oven gloves while you type, perchance?
Skulhed : that looks totally wrong... and i dont even speak german
AngelRat : aber beckleckte nicht mein sofa, sofa
Live4Violence : lieber oberlehrer fritz ich denke das du gerade den Beweis geführt hast ,das du deinem namen alle ehre machst
Skulhed : copy/paste at its best
AngelRat : ...oops... mich, du miserabler huhrensohn
AngelRat : ...oops...
Lycanthropy : Yes, that's what I'm thinking. Especially as English keyboards don't have umlaut keys. And his spelling miraculously improved.
Live4Violence : deutschland
AngelRat : this chat has German censor!!!
Skulhed : yah, cuz it's german based
Lycanthropy : Yeah, it's a German program, AR.
AngelRat : try F I C K
Skulhed : WC removed most of 'em
Live4Violence : Viele Klingeltöne jetzt auch polyphon
Live4Violence : den Süden
Lycanthropy : Polyphonic ringtones? Eh?
Live4Violence : ya
Lycanthropy : Hang on... that's straight off the back of my Nuclear Blast catalogue!
AngelRat : bumsen
Skulhed : that doesnt make a whole lot of sense now does it
Live4Violence : i voivod
AngelRat : blasen
Lycanthropy : Ja is spelt with a J.
Lycanthropy wispers to Skulhed: DO I smell a chat-trail, Skul?
Skulhed : that kid must be seriously mentally challenged. fucing retard
Skulhed wispers to Lycanthropy! : it smells pretty good
Live4Violence : aktualit hudba, fotografie a další
Live4Violence : not deutschland
Skulhed : stfu.k.thx
Lycanthropy says to Skulhed: Lol.
Live4Violence : that mean i go i no com bak
Lycanthropy : Good good.
Live4Violence : Ozzy nie jest tak wymagaj¹cy jak Metallika. Metallika jest jedyna w swoim rodzaju i musia³em siê nauczyæ, ze organizacja, jak¹ zna³em w Metallice – nie wiem jak wygl¹da to teraz – by³a pierwszoplanow¹ i potê¿n¹. Oni powinni byæ dumni z tego. Kiedy dochodzi³o do koncertów, kawa³ek po kawa³ku, graj¹c “Fight Fire With Fire” i inne ciê¿kie, szybkie i wymagaj¹ce partie basowe... by³o to ca³kiem inne ni¿ stare Sabbathowe kawa³ki, które ws¹cza³y siê do mojego mózgu w czasie s³uchania gdy by³em siedmiol
Skulhed : it's not we're gonna miss you anyways. you're still on .com being gay
Lycanthropy : Oh, please do piss off.
Live4Violence : Oficjalna strona poda³a daty emisji
Lycanthropy : Stop copying and pasting you little fuckwad.
Skulhed : and being a useless little british cunt
Live4Violence : Jest cztery miliony ludzi na œwiecie, którzy kupili t¹ p³ytê, i jeœli ka¿dy nie mo¿e jej s³uchaæ to 4 miliony p³yt po prostu le¿y... nie wiem
Live4Violence : tak trzymac
Skulhed : fucktard
Lycanthropy : Piss off. Stop wasting Corpse's Bandwidth.
Live4Violence : no swears
Skulhed : fuck you.
AngelRat : fukk
Live4Violence : fuck u's tos
Lycanthropy : Oh, I thought you didn't like swearing?
Skulhed : no swears, please.
Lycanthropy : And you aren't Polish either.
Skulhed : how obscene
Skulhed : no wonder you got a bunch of C's
Skulhed : sharp as a marble
Live4Violence : C's?
Live4Violence : 2 C's 4 B's and 3 A's
Lycanthropy : Oh, Skully, can I, can I?
Skulhed : sure lyc, hop in
AngelRat : for?
Live4Violence : plus 3 ICT deveploment awards
Lycanthropy : 5 A*, 3 A, 1 C.
Live4Violence : and you have?
Live4Violence : pfftt sure you do
Lycanthropy : And a beautiful girlfriend. But that's beside the point.
Live4Violence : lol
Lycanthropy : I do, trust me. I have the forms right here.
Skulhed wispers to Lycanthropy! : you need to be more violent.
Lycanthropy : If I was lying, I wouldn't have mentioned the C.
Live4Violence : hhmmm i doubt you have a girlfriend
Lycanthropy : Why?
Skulhed : oh my god! he doubts!
Live4Violence : you'd have to leave your house to get one
Lycanthropy wispers to Skulhed: Hey, gimme time, I'm working up a good 'angry' here.
Lycanthropy : Um, lemme see.
Live4Violence : and i dont think she's beautiful
Lycanthropy : I went out on my bike for an hour this morning. The I had a band practise for three.
Skulhed : i see your english's got significantly better, instantly
Lycanthropy : You've never seen her.
Live4Violence : then you woke up
AngelRat : she's as beautiful as a foot
Live4Violence : ya
Live4Violence : a foot with an in growning toe nails
AngelRat : sorry, some BOC here
Live4Violence : see deutschland still ere
Lycanthropy : Please, shut the fuck up. No-one believes you, you friendless little cocksucker.
Skulhed : may you get aids.
AngelRat : biking is cool BTW
Live4Violence : fuck off dickend
Live4Violence : have more friends more money than you could ever have you loser
Lycanthropy : Make me. Just 'cos you sucked off the teachers 'til they let you pass English.
Live4Violence : i could buy a sell you
Skulhed : i bought a sellyou yesterday. i threw it away
Live4Violence : nah mate working and studing hard while you served up big macs got me an A in English
Lycanthropy : Big Macs? What?
Skulhed : hehe.. he said mate
Skulhed : how german
Live4Violence : truesay im not his mate
Live4Violence : i have enough mates
Skulhed : imaginary friends arent mates either
Live4Violence : lively
AngelRat : between the ears?
Live4Violence : very
Skulhed : you're such a miserable cunt, youre imaginary mates are about to kick your fucking ass
Skulhed : with good reason, i mean, shit, look at you
Live4Violence : Skulhed get your tongue out Lycanthropy arse for fucks sake you have balls dont you
Skulhed wispers to Lycanthropy! : how am i doing? hehe
Live4Violence : look at me and look and you
Live4Violence : im a success
Lycanthropy : He has more balls than you, dickless.
Live4Violence : im happy i rich for fucks sack
Skulhed : yah, success.... emphasis on "suck"
Live4Violence : i have a bigger cock than you and Skulhed but together
Live4Violence : id prove it as well
Skulhed : it's also flaccid.
Skulhed : and never been used
Live4Violence : is it fuck
Lycanthropy : Lol! He'd prove it! Comedy genius!
Skulhed : strocking it doesnt count
Live4Violence : pffft ive been through all the pussy round here mate
Skulhed : no, no, it's cool... dont need to prove it... i dont wanna see your little boy sausage
Live4Violence : dude i dont strock it i get a FEMALE to do that
Live4Violence : bullshit
Skulhed : your mom?
Live4Violence : my cock taller than you
Skulhed : "Mum, come touch my pipi"
Live4Violence : hey look a mum joke how funny
Skulhed : oh, i aint done yet
Live4Violence : i see you takeafter your parents
Skulhed : i'm just getting started
Live4Violence : making mistakes
Skulhed : get used to it
Lycanthropy : You don't have a clue, do you?
Skulhed : oooh. you call that a comeback?
Lycanthropy : At least you dropped that 'I'm German' crap.
Skulhed : i'd have you shot
Live4Violence says to AngelRat: sure you would
Live4Violence : sorry angelrat
Lycanthropy : Hey, leave AR out of this.
Live4Violence : sure you'd have me shot
Live4Violence : but i own 3 uns for a start
Skulhed : absolutely
Live4Violence : i am doing he's a real man like me
Lycanthropy : 2 popguns and a waterpistol.
AngelRat : fuck off I'm eating
Skulhed : oohh... arent you special
Live4Violence : i have guns for a start
Live4Violence : bollock i aint no fake ed like you buys im a man
Lycanthropy : Yeah, a Supersoaker 2000. Gets your friends almost as wet as you!
Skulhed : i odnt have one... that's why i said i'll have you shot.
Skulhed : i didnt say i'd shoot you myself, y'see
Live4Violence : pffft dont start that mate i know people maybe you disappear for a while eh
Skulhed : i dont need a gun to compensate for the ridiculous size of genetalia.... but you, on the other hand
Lycanthropy : I know people too.
Skulhed : hahahaha.... really?
Lycanthropy : Shiny, happy people.
Live4Violence : whats a yankie wank gonaa do against some estate lads eh fuck all
Lycanthropy : OOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Lycanthropy : Brilliant!
Live4Violence : you know no one your alone
Live4Violence : thanks
Lycanthropy : You are SO fucked, James, that it's not even funny! Big mistake mate!
Lycanthropy : For starters, Skully here ain't American...
Live4Violence : i think i just shit myself
Skulhed wispers to Lycanthropy! : that's funny, i'm a yankee now... thought i was canadian
Lycanthropy : Go change your Diaper then.
Live4Violence : ow nah i didnt
AngelRat : as usual
Live4Violence : i dont give a flying shit what he is he'll get bombed
Lycanthropy wispers to Skulhed: I know. He's SO stupid it hurts. I think we could actually enter him in 'Stupid person of the year'.
Skulhed : is that right?
Live4Violence : just like you will
Lycanthropy : Eh? Bombed? By who?
Live4Violence : test it then init
Skulhed : osama jaymz laden
Lycanthropy wispers to Skulhed: Lol.
Lycanthropy : MAD BOMBERRRRR!
Live4Violence : pffft dont get on that
Skulhed : this is gonna make for such a great chat trail
Live4Violence : yeah really
Lycanthropy : Yeah.
Lycanthropy : Really.
Live4Violence : truesay
Lycanthropy : That's not a word. Next.
Skulhed wispers to Lycanthropy! : it's not even fun. hehe. what a fucktard.
Skulhed : cunt.
Skulhed : that's a word tho isnt it?
Lycanthropy : Yep. A really old one too.
Live4Violence : Rarseclart
Skulhed : i love it
AngelRat : yep, just like arsesume!
Live4Violence : you are a fucking rarseclart
Skulhed : why thank you
Lycanthropy : Uhh...
Live4Violence : lol truesay init clart
Lycanthropy : In the words of Billy Milano... Speak English Or Die.
Skulhed : in the immortal words of myself: go fuck yourself.
AngelRat : or use a 7-string bass
Lycanthropy : Damn. Yours was better Skul.
Skulhed : and after digging that grave for youself, i highly doubt you'll be able to come over here again
Lycanthropy : Yep. Say bye bye to all those lovely downloads!
Skulhed : since youre proven yourself to be nothing but a troll
Skulhed : but the good news is that it wont affect your little Jason worship over at .com
Skulhed : and you'll be happy to know that they hate you over there as well
Lycanthropy : Yeah. ANd what the fuck is that crap you spouted to Annki about not being able to respect a 40 year old's taste in music?
AngelRat : except Teddyjames maybe
vroom * we are connected *
Skulhed : zero social skills
vroom : Heelo
Lycanthropy : Vroom! You missedd the party, man!
Skulhed : vman!
Lycanthropy : Skul, can you post the trail?
vroom : what? teaparty??
AngelRat : hi Vroom, join the massacre
Skulhed : no, you do it
Lycanthropy : No, Jaymz1090 being an utter, utter fuckwad.
Skulhed : i dont feel like getting my hands dirty with that filth
vroom : Was he here?
Lycanthropy : Oh, okay.
Skulhed : he still is
Lycanthropy : Vroom: You can read it all in a second.

posted September 07, 2003 16:09                  

Fuck off and die, you pathetic waste of flesh.

posted September 07, 2003 17:04               

"Smithers, release the hounds."

posted September 07, 2003 18:09                  

Megan

posted September 07, 2003 22:29                  

What a supreme dumbass! LOL!

posted September 08, 2003 15:28                  

I really doubt that. There are some cool persons over there but the sense of humour of many others is severely questionnable. See any random thread for evidence.

posted September 09, 2003 15:23                  

Newcastlian is.

posted September 10, 2003 02:56                  

What's sarcasm? Hey I'm always serious when it comes to leaving a post. Maybe alot of people have read me wrong? Shit now I need to go back and edit everything I've EVER written and add a little note at the bottum pleading my sanity.

posted September 10, 2003 06:24               

Cheers!

posted September 10, 2003 12:47                  

Nobody uses sarcasm/irony at any point in any post I've seen over at .com. There is no room for humor when we are discussing such deep, serious topics...

Megan