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nia
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posted September 30, 2003 10:44     Profile for nia   Email nia     Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
BAND'S SUICIDE BATTLE
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Maldororz
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posted September 30, 2003 11:28     Profile for Maldororz   Email Maldororz     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
A band known for grinding up live rats in a blender, showing an onstage suicide and... chocolate syrup wrestling? Fuck, how heavy can you get! That's chocolate syrup, man, that's unbelievable!

How about rats wrestling in chocolate syrup comitting suicide in a blender? Now that would be entertainment.


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Skul
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posted September 30, 2003 11:33     Profile for Skul   Email Skul     Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
GG Allin wouldve loved this. That was his plan all along, commiting suicide on stage, and hopefully bring part of the audience with him. Sucks an overdose claimed him first.
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Slaytanic
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posted September 30, 2003 11:49     Profile for Slaytanic   Email Slaytanic     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Skulhed:
GG Allin wouldve loved this. That was his plan all along, commiting suicide on stage, and hopefully bring part of the audience with him. Sucks an overdose claimed him first.

Well, he ate shit onstage, so it wasn't a total loss, I guess...


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Maldororz
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posted September 30, 2003 11:55     Profile for Maldororz   Email Maldororz     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
But did he ate chocolate syrup? Huh? Huh? I
don't think so. Pf.

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Slaytanic
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posted September 30, 2003 12:22     Profile for Slaytanic   Email Slaytanic     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Maldoror:
But did he ate chocolate syrup? Huh? Huh? I
don't think so. Pf.

Well, shit is also brown...


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Maldororz
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posted September 30, 2003 13:11     Profile for Maldororz   Email Maldororz     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
You may have a point, Slaytanic.
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Slugaloo
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posted October 01, 2003 00:19     Profile for Slugaloo   Email Slugaloo     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Any chance of the Sister Exchange guys comitting suicide onstage anytime soon?
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K
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posted October 01, 2003 08:04     Profile for K   Email K     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by slugbutt:
Any chance of the Sister Exchange guys comitting suicide onstage anytime soon?

No...not a Suicide, but a Murder.
I plan to impail Mez in the back of the head with my drumstick at the end of out last show.


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The Neverman
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posted October 01, 2003 10:22     Profile for The Neverman   Email The Neverman     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Skulhed:
GG Allin wouldve loved this. That was his plan all along, commiting suicide on stage, and hopefully bring part of the audience with him. Sucks an overdose claimed him first.

he he...
speaking of GG Allin


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Slaytanic
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posted October 01, 2003 10:33     Profile for Slaytanic   Email Slaytanic     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by King Kula Clinton:
No...not a Suicide, but a Murder.
I plan to impail Mez in the back of the head with my drumstick at the end of out last show.

Well, if Mez go on stage knowing what you will do to him, that can be considered at least half-suicide.

Or something...


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000
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posted October 01, 2003 11:45     Profile for 000   Email 000     Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
The whole thing is SICK! Is that event supposed to be entertainment? If so it sucks, it stinks, it's going to far........
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Slaytanic
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posted October 01, 2003 12:00     Profile for Slaytanic   Email Slaytanic     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Annki:
The whole thing is SICK! Is that event supposed to be entertainment? If so it sucks, it stinks, it's going to far........

Agreed. Death means end. Kula should cut Mez's arms and legs. Suffering. Now THAT's entertainment.


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Maldororz
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posted October 01, 2003 13:12     Profile for Maldororz   Email Maldororz     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
He should rip his arm off and hit him with the bleeding end.

And then "chop his body to eat".

He.


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nia
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posted October 01, 2003 17:02     Profile for nia   Email nia     Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
don't you mean chop his body to the beat?
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Nord
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posted October 08, 2003 22:20     Profile for Nord   Email Nord     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Web Radio Host Claims To Have Video Of Florida Suicide

Radio Free Satan???

The RadioFreeSatan logo is rather amusing. Looks like Satan's been very busy.


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Juan87
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posted October 10, 2003 00:33     Profile for Juan87   Email Juan87     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Maldoror:
He should rip his arm off and hit him with the bleeding end.

And then "chop his body to eat".

He.


What if you drink a gallon of choco syrup and then shit it out and put choco syrup on that and then eat it and then shit it out, and then throw it at Mez?


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Imran X
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posted October 10, 2003 08:09     Profile for Imran X   Email Imran X     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
I dont know if this is true but I once heard that GG wanted to stick a live hand grenade up his ass and jump into the audience for his final show. Have any of you ever seen the documentary about GG titled, "Hated"? Its completely hysterical.
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El Indio
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posted October 10, 2003 08:47     Profile for El Indio   Email El Indio     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
I never did get a chance to see GG Allin live. There was sposed to be a show here once in Vancougar but unfortunately he wasn't allowed across the border! He died not too long after that. Same goes for El Duce and the Mentors. Yup, if you ever want to clear out a room full of women the fastest way to do it is to put on a Mentors record!



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Juan87
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posted October 11, 2003 01:19     Profile for Juan87   Email Juan87     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nuclear infusion:
What if you drink a gallon of choco syrup and then shit it out and put choco syrup on that and then eat it and then shit it out, and then throw it at Mez?

I was really kidding, of course. Don't want people to get the wrong idea, Mez is cool.


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