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Topic: Signatures
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Emlyn K Helicopter
VoivodFan
Member # 44
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posted November 07, 2003 17:42
    
Hey Mayor WarcorpseYou know on VV.com you get a signature after every post you make where it says something really witty and funny and everyone can have a good old laugh each and every time it appears? Even if, say, you reply to a topic 57 times then these few lines appear 57 times and your fellow forumees can have a good old laugh and marvel at your originality and intelect. (I don't specifically mean YOUR signature, I say 'yours' figeratively applying to everyone, myself included). Well, please don't add that feature here. It's fucking shit. Ta Emlyn K Helcopter
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"Everytime I see a flower I think of putting it into a soldier's gun"
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VodFan
VoivodFan
Member # 201
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posted November 08, 2003 11:49
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Originally posted by XniaX:
kkkkkkkkkrazy on you...... 
Ah thanks alot! now I have that fucking song in my head and I have to go download it now or it won't go away! Woman have you no decency!?  P.S. I'm just kidding nia
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P.P.S. On second thought... fuck you!
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P.P.P.S Nia please forgive me, I'm so sorry! I didn't meant to say that. I swear.
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P.P.P.P.S I love you 
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Top Ten fave of the week! [From David Letterman] Top Ten Reasons I'm Excited To Be A Father
10. Instead of "You suck, Dave," I can look forward to "You suck, Dad"
9. All of America will get to watch him grow up on television, just like Cody Gifford! 8. My used hairpieces make cuddly fuzzy pals 7. Only the most cold-hearted state trooper would ticket a guy with an adorable baby 6. Asking mom to watch baby perfect way to keep her away from dog track 5. I stocked up on moist towelettes from the hospital supply room 4. Great new excuse for not hanging out with Regis 3. Anxious to put to use all the practice I've had raising my pet monkey Kenny 2. Two words: Swedish nanny 1. There is now tangible evidence that I have had sex
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VodFan
VoivodFan
Member # 201
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posted November 08, 2003 12:03
But to return to the subject at hand; yes, signatures are bad !!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I really thought the signature was way kool, so I added the one where Paul Shaffer replaced Dave while his wife was giving birth... but I swear, I never watch that show, I just found it on the web.. no I swear... anyway, here's his top ten! .
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Top Ten Things I Can Say Now That Dave's Not Here
10. "I've developed asthma from all the fake laughing"
9. "Beneath that hairpiece, Dave is as bald as I am" 8. "Funny, when my kids were born, somebody still made me come in for the show" 7. "There's no baby -- Dave's hung over" 6. "I'm not going to say what, but I put my bare ass on something in Dave's office" 5. "Blah blah blah blah blah -- it's my show now and I can waste time whenever I want" 4. "I can finally admit it -- I got Dave fired from NBC" 3. "It's f**king freeezing in here!" 2. "These lame little Top Ten lists got tired around 1996" 1. "I prefer Leno"
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nia
VoivodFan
Member # 9
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posted November 09, 2003 00:03
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Originally posted by VodFan:
Ah thanks alot! now I have that fucking song in my head and I have to go download it now or it won't go away! Woman have you no decency!? P.S. I'm just kidding nia
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P.P.S. On second thought... fuck you!
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P.P.P.S Nia please forgive me, I'm so sorry! I didn't meant to say that. I swear.
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P.P.P.P.S I love you
nope, no decency, you're welcome and i love you too. is everyone here nuts? it's the lunar eclipse right? right? why do i have the feeling there's a whole lot of wellubtrin, lexapro, zoloft, paxil, etc., prescriptions waiting to be pixed up from various pharmacies?
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We despise all reverences and all objects of reverence which are outside the
pale of our list of sacred things. And yet, with strange inconsistency, we are
shocked when other people despise and defile the things which are holy to us.
-Mark Twain
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Slaytanic
VoivodFan
Member # 28
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posted November 11, 2003 08:16
Cool, now I can have my own signature, for all of you to read, understand and have a good laugh with me. -------------------- "Forty-five moments of perfection translated through a cautionary escape into the perils of the mundane, the inherent entropy in ultimate order, and the potential threats of eternal, unchecked apathy in civilization; all cloaked in musical expression so thoughtful, creative and forward thinking that almost a quarter-century later, few can even comprehend it, much less match it." (autothrall)
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