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Topic: Best comedy metal lyrics
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schroeder
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posted January 05, 2005 20:21
    
4 words for ya:"Speak English Or Die" by S.O.D.
that disc is plagued with some of the heaviest and most hilarious tunes written. Ballad Of Jimi Hendrix:
dunt-dunt dunt-dunt dunt-dunt "You're Dead!" S.E.O.D.
"what's that dot on your head
do you use it to see?" "Kill Yourself"
"kill yourself kill yourself
why don't you kill yourself
don't rely on no one else
end it all
kill yourself
NOW" "pussy whipped"
"anti procrasintion song" and the ever popular
"fuck the middle east"
ahhh that brings back a lot of happy memories!!! 
-------------------- yawn
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Slaytanic
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posted January 06, 2005 10:09
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Originally posted by Head Villain:
Hahaha thanx 4 that! Hadn't seen the album sleeve before - don't have original copy & wasn't too sure if it was S.O.D. or M.O.D. that did that song (smack my arse & deduct 20 credibility points) .. was it called Celtic Frosted Flakes? Oh well you know wot song I'm on about.
Any band that throws free teabags into the crowd gets a thumbs-up from me.
*SMACK!* That's S.O.D.'s, from their "Bigger than the Devil" album. 20 points taken, ma'am.  -------------------- "Forty-five moments of perfection translated through a cautionary escape into the perils of the mundane, the inherent entropy in ultimate order, and the potential threats of eternal, unchecked apathy in civilization; all cloaked in musical expression so thoughtful, creative and forward thinking that almost a quarter-century later, few can even comprehend it, much less match it." (autothrall)
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Slaytanic
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posted January 06, 2005 10:36
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Originally posted by Maldorrröööaaarrr:
AC rules, and you're all gay.
Oh. Thanks for warning me. Still I don't like your ass, tho.  -------------------- "Forty-five moments of perfection translated through a cautionary escape into the perils of the mundane, the inherent entropy in ultimate order, and the potential threats of eternal, unchecked apathy in civilization; all cloaked in musical expression so thoughtful, creative and forward thinking that almost a quarter-century later, few can even comprehend it, much less match it." (autothrall)
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hypergrrl
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posted January 06, 2005 13:12
(another plug for)...Victims Family (Ralph Spight) writes some of the most hilarious and smart lyrics on everything under the sun. If you are fans of No Means No, you must listen to these guys!! And seeing that we are for the most part all metal heads here, I thought this song was somewhat appropriate ANTI-SATAN SONG FOR MOM
I'm not an evil guy
it makes me wonder why
you cannot understand
this thing I do with my hand \m/ And how come you can't see
it's hilarious to me
it's just an inside joke
meant only just to poke fun At the metal farce
fast girls and cars
and devil too
So this song is for you... 'cause I love cats and hate the bomb ANTI-SATAN SONG FOR MOM
and I'm as honest as the day is long ANTI-SATAN SONG FOR MOM S-A-T-A-N, he's not my friend
Mephistopholes, does not make me pleased
Beelzebub's a jerk, I am not his clerk
or his errand boy, or his puppet toytoytoytoy I'm not an evil guy
it makes me wonder why
you cannot understand
this thing I do with my hand \m/ 'cause I love cats and hate the bomb ANTI-SATAN SONG FOR MOM
and I'm as honest as the day is long ANTI-SATAN SONG FOR MOM Oh the devil really makes me yawn.
ANTI-SATAN SONG FOR MOM
You go me wondering where I went wrong ANTI-SATAN SONG FOR YOU....mom.
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Heimdall
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posted January 06, 2005 13:48
Infuckingdeed.TRIUMPH OF STEEL anyone? -------------------- The demons are so creative...
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Juan87
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posted January 06, 2005 16:32
Slayer - Drunk Drivers Against Mad Mothers (DDAMM)
Originally performed by Pap SmearSwerving through the street
Drunk as fuck
Searching for a open store
I think I'm out of luck
Maybe I'll find a mad mother on patrol Hit her car
Smash it up
Pull her out
Beat her up
Take her money
Run her down Can't find any beer
It's way past two
There's just one thing
we can do Hit her car
Smash it up
Pull her out
Beat her up
Take her money
Run her down
Drive her face out of town Drunk drivers against mad mothers -------------------- 
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Head Villain
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posted January 06, 2005 19:17
Guess everyone's heard Zappa's Titties & Beer by now.
I don't have the original copy or lyrics for the Rev's Bales of Cocaine & I don't have the cd here with me, but from what i remember it goes something like this (add bits & correct me if I'm wrong, & bear in mind it sounds like metallised Country & Western on speed )-Well I was workin' on my farm about 1982
Pullin' up some corn & a little carrot too
When a low-flyin' aeroplane 'bout 100 foot high
Dropped a load of bales of somethin', hit me in the eye Well I pulled a bale open, man was I surprised
A bunch of small-size baggies with big white rocks inside
Ground it up & sniffed it up my crazy brother Joe
?.... Horton that's some blow chorus - Bales of cocaine, fallin' from a low flyin' plane
I don't know who darn dropped 'em but I thank 'em just the same
Bales of cocaine, fallin like a-fallin' rain
My life changed completely by a low-flyin' plane Well I loaded up them bales in my pick-'em-up truck
Headed west for Dallas where I would try my luck
Didn't have a notion if I could sell them there
30 minutes later I was a millionnaire (chorus Bales of...) Well now I'm a rich man, but I'm still a farmer too
But I sold my farm in Texas, bought a farm down in Peru
& when I get so homesick I think I'm goin' insane
I travel back to Texas in a low-flyin plane -------------------- String em up
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schroeder
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posted January 06, 2005 19:29
Another fav on the metal-groove-funnybone was
SCATTERBRAINTheir forst release HERE COMES TROUBLEis a classick;
Mr Johnson & The Juice Crew Don't Call Me Dude I'm With Stupid Drunken Milkman
damn I love that album!!!I wish it wasn't in storage 
-------------------- yawn
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Head Villain
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posted January 06, 2005 19:31
I always found the lyrics to Cockroaches piss funny as well, although I'll probably get beaten up for admitting to that.
There's only one solution - eat them one by one And I expect we've all heard Goldie Lookin' Chain's Your Mother's Got a Penis by now... She walks around town with a short dress on
Which sometimes exposes the tip of her dong
Sometimes it's dripping sometimes it's dry
Whenever I see it it brings a tear to my eye & their song about suicide, dunno what it's called... Wanking with a bag over yer head tied to a door,
That bloke from INXS, he knew the score -------------------- String em up
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posted January 05, 2005 20:03
