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Topic: Greatest misheard lyrics
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Maldororz
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posted February 07, 2005 12:33
    
Some Voivod-related ones:"Facing Up! May peanut!" and the classic "Why do I dream of guys?" from that song on Angel Rat. And on a Judas Priest related note: "Chutney's all around!" (in the bridge of Metal Meltdown)
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Head Villain
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posted February 07, 2005 12:57
Haahahahaha! Name that tune- "Dog turds
Free from toss" (clue.. it's on Phobos) -------------------- String em up
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Emlyn K Helicopter
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posted February 07, 2005 13:32
Old one:CHUG CHUG CHUR DER-DER DER DEEER uh...Chopped in half
Feel the blood spill from your
mahf
With rotting ways comes destiny
Feel the salt in Satan's orange
pleeeeeeease CHUG CHUG CHUR (ice cream van solo) I pretty much misheard every single lyric on Dimmension Hatross - only found out when I got the words recently. Yes, he really is saying 'who's dog?'. So...The Voivod uses 'powerful magnets' and gets protons to meet antiprotons at the speed of light to create: Dimmension Hatross!! In he goes, and by the second song finds a wayward puppy who's home he must find in time for Side Two. -------------------- Der der der-der DER! Der der der-der DER! DER!
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Heimdall
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posted February 08, 2005 00:57
In the Police's Message In A Bottle
"A year has passed since I broke my nose"In Rush's Bastille Day
"Asshole bread, let them eat cake" -------------------- The demons are so creative...
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Slugaloo
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posted February 11, 2005 02:14
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Originally posted by hypergrrl:
Luna, remember our friend, oh we'll call her....umm, Mary Ann...who thought Rob Halford was singing "Gusto" when in actuality he was singing "Bloodstone"? And although they did it on purpose, remember that old Baillo's(?) commercial in ABQ? "Yeah, there's a bathroom on the right" instead of "There's a bad moon on the rise"? That always cracked me up 
"Gusto"!
I thought he was saying "Blaster"! Back to the Blinded By the Light tune. I heard it this way: "Wrapped up like a douche and a Roman in the night." -------------------- theres only so many double kick drum'd songs with singers shouting the F word you can take before it becomes extremely dull.
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Head Villain
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posted February 11, 2005 10:57
Anyone thinking of acquiring an exotic pet should heed the following advice from Summoning:"A wandering frog is so hard to feed" (Our Foes Shall Fall) -------------------- String em up
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Maldororz
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posted February 11, 2005 11:35
As a french speaking person, misheard lyrics in english songs are quite common.My favorite one is at the end of Def Leppard's Foolin: Ah, ah, foolin' myself sounds like:
Ah, ah, fourrer Marcel (Ah, ah, fucking Marcel) Also, the end of AC/DC's Shoot to Thrill has Brian yelling: Shoot ya! Shoot ya! which sounds like:
Je viens! Je viens! (I'm coming! I'm coming!) Just thought I'd let you know. 
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Skul
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posted February 11, 2005 12:03
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Originally posted by Maldorrröööaaarrr:
As a french speaking person, misheard lyrics in english songs are quite common.My favorite one is at the end of Def Leppard's Foolin: Ah, ah, foolin' myself sounds like:
Ah, ah, fourrer Marcel (Ah, ah, fucking Marcel) Also, the end of AC/DC's Shoot to Thrill has Brian yelling: Shoot ya! Shoot ya! which sounds like:
Je viens! Je viens! (I'm coming! I'm coming!) Just thought I'd let you know.
Oh and there's plenty more:
ADRENALIN O.D. - Clean and Jerk
"Stupid jocks they smell like sweat" repeatedly sounds like "Stupid qu'est-ce tu fait à soir?" (stupid what are you doing tonight?) DEICIDE - Dead By Dawn
"Dead by dawn!!" (chorus)
"T'es content!" (you're happy!) METALLICA - The Unforgiven
"New blood joins this earth and quickly he's subdued"
"Nous fesons des oeufs et cuit cuit ils sont durs" (we're making eggs and cook cook they are hard) There's more but i forget... i think there's a Nuclear Assault song on teh Brain Death ep (Demolition i think) which sounds like it says "Mwé j'une guitare, a l'a six cordes, si j'pete une corde, y'm reste cinq corde" (I got a guitar, it's got 6 strings, if i pop a string, i now have 5)
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posted February 07, 2005 12:16
.That shit song Every Breath you take (either Sting or The Police don't know don't care) was played about 10 times a day. However, hearing the immortal line "Oh my poo-hole aches" always brought a smile to my tortured ears.
posted February 08, 2005 11:18
