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Head Villain
VoivodFan
Member # 524

posted October 29, 2005 09:29

10. Let's initiate a docking maneuver

9. My pants are approaching escape velocity

8. I'm experiencing 10,000 G's of L-U-V

7. You know I'd really like to get in your pants before the Russians

6. Would you help me de-ice my nosecone?

5. Ever wonder what earth looks like from the back of a Chevy van?

4. Wanna join the hundred-thousand-mile-high club?

3. How much? (that's a Hugh Grant pick-up line)

2. Care to experience some thrust?

1. Prepare for re-entry!

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String em up

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Jacque Luminous
VoivodFan
Member # 621

posted October 29, 2005 12:16

Ha ha. #4 wins!

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schroeder
VoivodFan
Member # 5

posted October 29, 2005 23:35

what about... "wanna fly in my cockpit?"

But the line for those unfortunate astronauts who can't get any...

"Houston, we have a problem"

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yawn

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