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Emlyn K Helicopter
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posted May 17, 2006 08:52     Profile for Emlyn K Helicopter   Email Emlyn K Helicopter     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
On the box my San Miguel came in there is a panel that says 'Responsible Drinkers have 4 Units Per Day Only (men) 3 Units Per Day Only (women)'.

So, if each 330ml bottle contains 1.7 UK units of alcohol, why the fuck do they come in a 12-pack?

Once you've broken the seal on the box there is a 'loose bottle hazard' which you can only really counter if you open them and empty them down your gob one after the other.

What to do? I don't want to be seen as being in any way irresponsible.

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h
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posted May 17, 2006 09:12     Profile for h   Email h     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Relax my friend. That only applies to emo-kids. Drink and thrash, and all will be fine.
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K
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posted May 17, 2006 13:17     Profile for K   Email K     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Truth from the Grand Master of Beer consumption himself.
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Syl Disjonk
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posted May 17, 2006 14:57     Profile for Syl Disjonk   Email Syl Disjonk     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by h:
Relax my friend. That only applies to emo-kids. Drink and thrash, and all will be fine.

Even Lemmy (GOD) couln't not reply with a better answer.

AMEN

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Juan87
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posted May 17, 2006 15:16     Profile for Juan87   Email Juan87     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Just drink it and think about it later....

OR maybe not

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Syl Disjonk
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posted May 17, 2006 15:41     Profile for Syl Disjonk   Email Syl Disjonk     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Here’s another serious beer question:

Paul drinks a beer, how many kilometres a 6 pack will travel in outer space if Joe is drunk?

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Maldororz
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posted May 18, 2006 08:20     Profile for Maldororz   Email Maldororz     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
By the way, the title of this thread is "Serious Beer Question". I mean, come on, it's an oxymoron, you don't have to say "serious". We KNOW that a beer question is serious stuff!
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AngelRat
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posted May 18, 2006 15:49     Profile for AngelRat   Email AngelRat     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Beer shouldn't be questionnable. As long as beer doesn't evoke questions, all is fine.

All is fine now...

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Colonel Mortimer
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posted May 18, 2006 18:31     Profile for Colonel Mortimer   Email Colonel Mortimer     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Hmmm, lets change the subject a bit:

What is your favorite (brand / type) beer?

Myself, for health reasons I have sworn off most mass market type beers a few years ago. When I was a kid I used to drink practically anything save for "Beer Beer" and Oldstyle (Generic slop and rat piss). Heck, there was a time when I would even drink Budweiser! Yes, scary but true. A few years ago, again for health reasons, I experimented with Mexican beers - mainly Pacifico yet stopped after I had one punky bottle too many. Now I prefer local cottage beers such as Amber Ales, Heifeweizen (Did I spell that correctly?), I.P.A.'s, some lagers, etc. I never was much of a stout drinker though if I was thursty enough I'd probably drink one. As far as more commercial type beers go I usually stick with Heineken...

One of Indio's jokes:

Q: What does american beer and making love in a canoe have in common?

A: Both are fucking close to water!

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Nico
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posted May 19, 2006 15:34     Profile for Nico   Email Nico     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
now,be ready to be blown away:
i'm a metalhead and i don't drink beer
i know,i'm a shame for the entire community,but can't do anything about it

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vroomfondel
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posted May 19, 2006 15:39     Profile for vroomfondel   Email vroomfondel     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote

yes

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