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Topic: The Hand of God!
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Emlyn K Helicopter
VoivodFan
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posted August 25, 2006 05:07
    
Worried that your disgusting sexual practices conflict with your Christian faith? Worry no longer, my brothers and sisters!Fisting
"Before attempting fisting, a Christian husband and wife should pray together and ask for divine guidance. The husband should ask that God guide his hand and work through him, and for the skill and patience to fist his wife correctly and maximize her pleasure. The wife should pray for openness and readiness to receive God’s love and grace in the form of her husband’s hand." Oral
"However, he could have easily avoided God’s wrath (and the penalty of death), by simply having the woman fellate him and then swallow his semen. This would have kept him from impregnating her, as well as completely prevented the spilling of seed that was an offense in God’s eyes. " Anal
"Lamentations 2:10 describes how “The virgins of Jerusalem have bowed their heads to the ground,” indicating how a virginal maidens should position themselves to receive anal sex." And best of all, Threesomes!
"(1) To avoid the impropriety of male homosexuality, a heterosexual couple should not under any circumstances form a threesome with another man.
(2) Both women involved in the threesome must be willing to keep within traditional female roles (i.e., not taking on masculine appearance or behavior in or out of the bedroom) and recognize the male as the leader in the relationship." -------------------- Der der der-der DER! Der der der-der DER! DER!
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Emlyn K Helicopter
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posted August 25, 2006 14:08
Now, THIS is just plain weird:"Q: Why can't the man swallow his own seed if the woman does not want to? It would not be homosexual because it is his own, and it would not spill. How can I partake of the spiritual replenishment of the living water without being homosexual? A: There is nothing in the Scriptures that prohibits a man from swallowing his own semen if he so chooses. In fact, this is an ideal solution for avoiding the sin of “spilling seed” if the female partner is not willing to swallow, or if the man is masturbating alone. As you point out, there is nothing homosexual about swallowing your own semen because it does not involve having sex with another man. However, if you do choose to swallow your own ejaculate, be careful not to get any on yourself or your clothes. The same requirements regarding semen and cleanliness still apply (Leviticus 15:16-17). " Still, they're not totally against homosexuality: "You and your friend would be better off each drinking your own semen, as described above. If you want to do it together, that’s probably OK, as long as you don’t touch each other. " This is the first time I've ever heard about The Fetish of Drinking Ones Own Living Water. Man, that is so stone cold farout it ain't even got it's own name! -------------------- Der der der-der DER! Der der der-der DER! DER!
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posted August 25, 2006 11:35
posted August 26, 2006 15:11
