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Mezcalhead
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posted August 25, 2006 09:18     Profile for Mezcalhead   Email Mezcalhead     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
This show tried to get rights from Dimebag's company to do a story (make $$ off his death) about his unfortunate passing. Here was the company's response:

"E! was seeking video of Dimebag Darryl to use in an upcoming 25 Most Chilling Hollywood Murders special, and went to publicist Janie Hoffman. Her response?

Hi Beau. Im leaving Johns comments in cause hes a nice guy and I know this was difficult for him to send on through. Im also blind copying a whole list of folks who will most likely copy a whole other list of folks until maybe this spreads like a good email should and end up on 100,000 websites to show the world what a collective bunch of tasteless morons you all are.

Dimes birthday is this coming Sunday and your timing couldnt be worse. Not that there is a good time. In fact, in honor of his birthday, I think Ill send this around to a few of our favorite music websites who will most likely print the whole damn thing word for word, including your phone number and email. For good measure, Im going to throw in the top 50 major daily music and some of the top TV writers in the country and why not, the weeklies as well.

I realize there is nothing anyone can do to stop E! from producing garbage like this below, as youve built your audience on the backs of other peoples private lives, creating some type of warped reality out of your garbage, which is merely excuses for programming on the cheap and at the expense of others.

I would like to request that you please read this out out loud to all the creative geniuses in the programming department that came up with this idea.

We have received your request to license footage on Dimebag Darrell Abbott for your upcoming production of, 25 Most Chilling Hollywood Murders.

While we realize the average E! audience most likely has the IQ of an umbrella, they collectively are a smarter bunch than the lot of you. Your programming creativity falls somewhere to the bottom of the middle at best, and thats saying a lot.

I ask that you all please take a moment from your busy days and close your eyes. Live out the fantasy of playing your favorite instrument onstage. Your closest friends in the world surround you, either in the band or in your crew. From one side of the stage, a man approaches. Thinking hes a security guy or a drunk fan whos just a bit out a line, you continue to perform. Two seconds later, he lifts his arms, aims a rifle at your brother, your best friend, your buddy and blows his brains out, not three feet from where you are. In the nanosecond it takes you to comprehend the magnitude of what just happened, he does it againand againand againand againand againand again before taking aim and murdering additional members of your extended family as well as fans that have come to see you play. Two of your crew are shot but survive, but of course, will never be the same again.

Now imagine its a few years later and you turn on the TV set. Just in case you may be having at least a five minute respite from that scene that plays over and over in your head, just in case..you flip through the channels and there it is. Again. Only with some two bit actor who thinks this is his big Hollywood break.

And please, if you dont like that scenario, make believe its your child who got his brains splattered all over a stage in Ohio. And then you turn on E! Oh, the magic of television!

In case none of this appears clear enough and you need a definitive answer to your requestno. The answer if no, and on behalf of everyone that was there that night and everyone that misses him every day, you can take that no and shove it up your collective asses.

And, for your second request, yes, you can quote me on that."

Sincerely,
Jane Hoffman


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Dovïov
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posted August 25, 2006 10:04     Profile for Dovïov   Email Dovïov     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Shit, I find the response quite clear.
But, sadly, shows like that will continue to spread like disease because, I really don’t know why, the world seems full of people with microscopic umbrellas instead of brains, slaves to the cult of unhealthy curiosity or easy money..

X Rest in peace, Dimebag X


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Luna
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posted August 25, 2006 10:07     Profile for Luna   Email Luna     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mezcalhead:

While we realize the average E! audience most likely has the IQ of an umbrella...

Christ, give the umbrella a break, Jane.

I'm not the least bit surprised by this. Good for you TV. Good for you folks "producing" quality TV programs. Hooray. God bless America too. I mean, shit. Give the umbrellas of the world a chance.

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schroeder
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posted August 25, 2006 19:20     Profile for schroeder   Email schroeder     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
WHAT A GREAT REPLY !!!
TV fuck-wits can't come up with original ideas so they recycle horrible news because unfortunatley the average American veiwer also has the IQ of an umbrella (sorry Luna... although most umbrellas are more usefull than the averge American who watches this shit). Why can't they just keep replaying WHEN ANIMALS GO WILD ?

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Väinämöinen
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posted August 26, 2006 15:00     Profile for Väinämöinen   Email Väinämöinen     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Great reply, thanks for posting that Mez! The amount of human stupidity will probably never decrease, but at least some people are trying to fight its spreading.

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