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Topic: Never drink 1/3 of a bottle of anything Blacky brings you over from the Czech State.
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Emlyn K Helicopter
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Member # 44
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posted October 01, 2006 13:27
Nia, next time you come over I'll get a Jerrycan of the real shit in. All the UK VVF's know what I'm talking about here. Cloudy Alzheimer's Juice. 's right. -------------------- Der der der-der DER! Der der der-der DER! DER!
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Layla's Dad
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Member # 48
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posted October 01, 2006 17:20
Funny this should come up. Last weekend I was in Cologne, DE and all of the beer glasses were like, short, and a little more than a swallow from where Mez and I come from. My buddy Rick cried foul and searched for a more appropriate glass. After a while the old boy got his wish. We found Budweiser in this pub that was 11 percent brewed in the Czech Republic. I had drank two beers more in a previous pub but this idiot (who I love & cherish as an older bro) insisted that he catch up with me and I was determined for that not to happen. So, Rick took a NASCAR approach to the whole shit and said he was "two laps down". Like Buford T. Justice (if you don't know this fucker, find out) he was in hot pursuit. Well, Ol Rick couldn't catch up but he could torture on the way home to Hechingen. As he and I rode in the backseat in the VW Polo, we were exposed to an Ultimate 70s collection that featured a cool artist or two but had ABC by the Jackson 5. OOOHHH shit. Rick raised hell like you wouldn't believe. Tommy (the boy driving) succumbed to the bitching and put some Skynyrd in but that wasn't enough for Rick. He insisted that everyone sing along which was cool to me because I was pretty fucked up anyway. I thought I was going to be forced to break up a fight though, in Deutschland, not Alabama. Long story short, what is brewed in the Czech Republic is not Miller Lite. Trust Me. I Love You All
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