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Topic: Next week is my first time in America !!
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schroeder
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posted December 15, 2007 20:45
Lock your doors, keep your windows rolled up tight, don't talk to strangers, make sure you are inside and safe before the sun goes down, don't look at anyone for more than 2 1/2 seconds, don't drink the water, don't eat at fast food places, always wash your hands whenever you touch ANYTHING, don't use public toilets, beware of pigeons (they are rats with wings), beware of rats (they're messangers from hell), wear a breathing mask or you will die from the pollution, don't eat yellow snow, don't buy drugs on the street corner, use a condom if you're paying for a hooker, wear sunglasses all the time so they can't see your eyes, don't flash any maoney larger than a 5 dollar bill, carry a weapon for protection, other than those suggestions for your first visit to the states... have FUN  -------------------- yawn
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Mind Running Slow
VoivodFan
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posted December 15, 2007 21:46
quote: Originally posted by schroeder: Lock your doors, keep your windows rolled up tight, don't talk to strangers, make sure you are inside and safe before the sun goes down, don't look at anyone for more than 2 1/2 seconds, don't drink the water, don't eat at fast food places, always wash your hands whenever you touch ANYTHING, don't use public toilets, beware of pigeons (they are rats with wings), beware of rats (they're messangers from hell), wear a breathing mask or you will die from the pollution, don't eat yellow snow, don't buy drugs on the street corner, use a condom if you're paying for a hooker, wear sunglasses all the time so they can't see your eyes, don't flash any maoney larger than a 5 dollar bill, carry a weapon for protection, other than those suggestions for your first visit to the states... have FUN 
You forgot to mention "WATCH OUT FOR FALLING ROCKS"
Geez, What are trying to do get the poor guy killed on his first visit?
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consumer
VoivodFan
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posted December 17, 2007 08:39
Not sure where/if you'll end up in NYC but here's a few music stores that may interest you if looking for that kind of thing during your visit. Have fun Paul!!GENERATION RECORDS (good metal, indie, and used sections) 210 Thompson St. NYC,NY 10012 phone 212-254-1100 BLEEKER BOBS (smallish but legendary shop for punk/metal - kinda past it's heyday but still has some ok stuff from time to time) 118 West 3rd St. NYC,NY 10012 phone 212-475-9677 *the two above are walking distance from West 4th St subway stop. take A,C,E, or F train. VIRGIN MEGASTORE (HUGE chainstore - bit of everything) 1540 Broadway (Times Square - near intersection of Broadway and 45th st) NYC,NY 10036 phone 212-912-1020
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pppaaaüüülll
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posted December 27, 2007 10:45
Heeej all. The things i've seen from America are lissted below: 1. Hartford airport 2. road to Tarrytown 3. Big Hotel, forgot the name :-) 4. Some bars, Rolling Rock tastes like beer... 5. Inside Siemens, TTN The night we decided to go to Manhatten was the same night we, 10 minutes later, decided not to go downtown, FUCK FUCK FUCK. To much work in to little time. We had to get our information complete, so no fun trip at all. I will be there again in the end of januari, will go 1 day longer for fun. Already made an appointment with Tom Sawyer from this board, he lives in NJ. I had the best steak in my live at some steak-chain. Forgot the name... Knife went through like a hot knife through butter. You americans are all very polite i must say. "How do you do" everywhere. You won't get that in Amsterdam..... -------------------- trrrrr ta trrrrr ta trrrrr ta trrrrr ta trrrrr ta trrrrr trrrrr ta trrrrr ta trrrrr ta trrrrr ta trrrrr ta trrrrr
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