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Topic: Let's speak Swedish!
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vroomfondel
VoivodFan
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posted March 24, 2006 19:02
    
The most important word for any Voivodfan to know while touring Sweden is the word: ÖL. That word and a few bucks will keep you alive for a long time. You will also meet funny Swedes more easily if used properly..DON'T try that word in Germany. it would turn you into a very very sick Voivodfan... Back to the chat. More swedish tomorrow -------------------- "Sir, we are surrounded!
- Excellent, then we can attack in any direction!"
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vroomfondel
VoivodFan
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posted April 05, 2006 10:51
Hmm.
1. "Your place or my tent?" : Ditt ställe eller mitt tält?2. "Three pints of strong lager, please!": Tre stora stark tack 3. "Nice to meet you!": Trevligt att råkas. (this is good to use before the tent thing above...) 4. "Fuck off and die!": Far åt helvete din jävla apahane! (This is what the girl will say if you DON'T follow the advice mentioned in number 3...) So the right order would be something like: 3.2.1 You might get number 4 anyway, but the odds are better if used in that order. AND, for dogs sake, give her 2 pints and only 1 for yourself for an even better success ratio.  -------------------- "Sir, we are surrounded!
- Excellent, then we can attack in any direction!"
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Väinämöinen
VoivodFan
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posted April 08, 2006 12:30
 Tack så mycket Uffe!How about these: "Where's the nearest police station?" "A large pack of microsize condoms, please!" "Are you male or female?" "Want to go to the movies? I hear Swedish porn is very good!" -------------------- Tomorrow is the fear
Tomorrow disappears
Tomorrow is the fear
We are connected...
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Väinämöinen
VoivodFan
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posted April 11, 2006 04:57
Okay, we're getting somewhere now, tackar!I noticed I made some errors in my previous post. Of course I meant to ask these: "Var finns närmaste [good pub]?" "Kan jag få ett stor paket [macrosize cigarettes], tack" "Do you prefer male or female lead singers?" "Are there any good movies playing now?" --------------- And then some more, just out of curiosity: Chaosmönger =
Macrosolutions to megaproblems =
This is not an exercise =
Divine sun =
Jack Luminous =
Warriors of ice =
Angel rat =
Snake, Piggy, Away, Blacky, E-Force (Jasonic doesn't translate very well I assume?) = -------------------- Tomorrow is the fear
Tomorrow disappears
Tomorrow is the fear
We are connected...
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vroomfondel
VoivodFan
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posted April 13, 2006 12:00
Right. The Svidisch lessons continues"Var finns närmaste [good pub]?"
Drunk out on town asking someone passing by:
Öööhh.... Var, öööhh faen finns det nånstans man kan köpa öl i den här jävla hålan eller??? "Kan jag få ett stor paket [macrosize cigarettes], tack"
Kan jag få en paket prins tack. "Do you prefer male or female lead singers?"
Föredrar du manliga eller kvinnliga sångare?
White trash version: Fruntimmer??? bara en redig kaar kan sjunga Rockabilly!!! "Are there any good movies playing now?"
Vet du om det går några bra filmer för tillfället?
White trash version: Va faan. jag vill föur jävulen se porr! Chaosmönger = Uh, lot's of names: stökpelle. Jävla galning, orosmakare, vildhjärna.
Young Chaosmönger: Kravallknott Macrosolutions to megaproblems = Rösta inte på fete Göran Persson This is not an exercise = Detta är ingen övning
White trash version: Exercise? Nope. beer built this fine body = Öl byggde denna vackra kropp! Divine sun = Gudomlig sol Jack Luminous = Jack glödlampa Warriors of ice = Norrmän på crack Angel rat = Änglaråtta Snake, Piggy, Away, Blacky, E-Force:
Snake: Orm
Piggy: Grisen, svinet eller knoen
Blacky: Svarten
E-Force: E-kraft -------------------- "Sir, we are surrounded!
- Excellent, then we can attack in any direction!"
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vroomfondel
VoivodFan
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posted September 29, 2006 20:05
Reinfeldt är inte ens nära den allsmäktige julgrisens fetma som väl är. Dags att städa upp från det som en gång var ett arbetarparti och deras korrumperade jävla brottslingars vanstyre... SSU: Ett ungdomsförbund med en medelålder på 75... Den flyende hakan Danielsson som prioriterade att göka sekreteraren istället för att jobba under tsunamin... Marita Ulvskog som jämför att någon loggar in på SAP's intranät med user: sigge pass: sigge med våldtäkt... Och drygt 18000 andra dumheter som jag kan ta vid förfrågan, och tre års tid över för att hinna med detsamma... Den övergödda apan kan sitta och jäsa i sitt sossetorp med sin mutinblandade Systemhagga tills fanskapet imploderar i sin egen orimlighet... -------------------- "Sir, we are surrounded!
- Excellent, then we can attack in any direction!"
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posted April 05, 2006 02:44
If you say this to a voman you don't have a chance
"Ska vi gå på bio jag har hört att svensk porr är väldigt bra" 
posted April 22, 2006 06:04
